"Laughing love doll, Boy, you're so proud, love is sold out"

I loath Mondays. Everything seems to go wrong on a Monday. My 4th floor RA partner, Boyce and I used to call them Manic Mondays because every thing seemed to go wrong on our floor on Mondays. I am not just complaining here, I have some very valid and factual information as to why Mondays should die.

1. Can't sleep in
2. Time to see all the people you can't stand
3. 4 more days until I get to sleep in again
4. It is the longest day of the week...I swear I have already checked the time 10 times and I think it has barely moved 5 minutes
5. Happy morning people...enough said
6. Everyone and Everything seems to move at a slow pace, prolonging this day
7. Weekend is officially over
8. I have no excuse to put off work any longer
9. Basically I just don't like them and I choose not to participate in this dreadful day.

Truths of the Day:

• The chemical name for caffeine is 1,3,7-trimethylzantihine
• Draftsman have to make 27,000 drawings for the manufacturing of a new car
• Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquake